Okay so this is how I imagine this conversation went:

Walmart Employee:   "Hello 'dis be Walmarts, how can I help you?"

Customer: " I would like to order a cake for a going away party this week."

Walmart Employee:  "What you want on the cake?"

Customer:  "Best Wishes Suzanne" and underneath that "We will miss you".

CHIEF : "My wife has a restraining order against me and my family."

                "Where not allowed within 100' of her or the house."

                "You guys are my brothers. That's family!"

 

THE POWER OF MAKEUP